Hello, my name is allen, and I don't know how to draw.

worms with sunglasses.

allen
They/Them
1993
USA
white

Likes

animals
self-agrandising humour
art and visual design philosophy
DIY
self sustainability
industrial arts
opensource software
generative art
toys and miniatures
mascots and avatars
trinkets and jewelry
boxes, jars, pockets, containers
spooky, esoteric content

Dislikes

the texture of grass
lawns
individualism
american exceptionalism
planned obsolescence
false scarcity

I'm too lazy to summerize my personality and values with actual words.

so here are a bunch of funny pictures.

what it feels like to be allen.

Love this animals. Shimp

it seems as though you are trying to craft a perfect and imortal legacy out of the messy and complicated realities of being a creature clinging to a rock in space. Would you like, chill? Yes or no.

that bitch call me while I'm pooping.

Fuck the world, it ain't real. I bend the spoon with my mind.

human beings are fundementally good? always have been.