CAFFETANIC Rated M for Mature

Hello, my name is allen, and I don't know how to draw.

worms with sunglasses.

I'm too lazy to summerize my personality and values with actual words.

so here are a bunch of funny pictures.

what it feels like to be allen.

Love this animals. Shimp

it seems as though you are trying to craft a perfect and imortal legacy out of the messy and complicated realities of being a creature clinging to a rock in space. Would you like, chill? Yes or no.

that bitch call me while I'm pooping.

Fuck the world, it ain't real. I bend the spoon with my mind.

human beings are fundementally good? always have been.